"Mom, I want to tell you what I want to get you for your birthday."
"I don't want to know; it should be a surprise."
"But I really want to tell you. It something that sounds like neck, neck, neck"
"Hmmm, I don't know."
"A necklace!! AND!! Something else that goes on your neck!"
"Really?! What, a scarf?"
"No, a diamond, a glow in the dark diamond!! And I know where to get them….. The glow in the dark diamond aisle!! And they have them in any color you want."