Maxisms

Me:  "You were a good boy at the library."

Max:  "You were a good girl at the liberry. And I were running slowly at the liberry."

 

Max: (holding his Wiggles guitar)  "Do you want to dance while I'm a Rockstarve?"

Me:  "MAX, WHERE ARE YOU?"

Max: "I'M IN THE DENT!" (den)